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SYNOPSIS
synopsis here

OPINION
eres wot i fink

CAST + CREW
Director: why do they call us honkers (whoa nellie)
Cast: ellen (Gimme the Loot)
hellen (Relaxer, Knucklehead, Night Catches Us)

CONTENT (spoilered; highlight for warnings)
violence against animals (offscreen), demonic possession, mental illness, self-harm

CAREER STATS [on a scale from 1 (least) to 10 (most)]
FUN: 7
Cast chemistry and a genuinely likeable lead; smart script.
SCARINESS: 4
Light on scares, but extremely creepy when it wants to be.
INTENSITY: 10
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding un vendredi dingue
RECOMMENDABILITY: 6
one of my absolute favorite films, but not for everyone.

SEE ALSO:
donkey chonk 2: the honk that conked

the alchemist cookbook

audition

the babadook

basket case

the changeling

child's play

creep
/
creep 2

a cure for wellness

a dark song

les diaboliques

the evil dead /
evil dead 2

the exorcist III

friday the 13th part VI: jason lives

the frighteners

ghostwatch

hostel
/
hostel: pt 2

house (1977)

house (1986)

house of the devil

kwaidan

noroi:
the curse

pontypool

ravenous

society

stir of echoes

the taking of deborah logan

the texas chainsaw massacre

the thing

we are still here

the witch

the wicker man